Hey guys, I'm Laytona, and this is my blog, Allfonts Baskerville. I'm hardly human, but feel free to confront me on all your earthly problems! Enjoy my blog!Question me!
Is this where I sign into the fandom?
HA, I see you have a ship!
I have one too!
They’re very non-canon and…
#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE
All right, Tumblr. I admit it.
You win this round.
Thorin: Well, that whole barrel ride was horrible and dangerous.
Bilbo: Excuse me? Are you dead? Are you still in jail? You’re not? Well, then you better shut up and help me get the others out of their barrels, so we can go to this stupid dragon infested mountain you - not me, mind you! - are so keen to visit.
(The Hobbit Chapter 10, p.133, but I’m paraphrasing)